“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.

(Source: -andrews)

Cool cool cool.

(Source: captainpochi)

jelloponiesandcustard:

I don’t know how to caption this gif.

In which I’d totally ship Alice/Wendy. #i regret nothing

Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.

(Source: bartonesque)

probablystilladoreyou:

What happens when Harry Potter and Mean Girls collide.

(Source: thatdisneylover)

coveredinsnow-:

#GO UNDERCOVER Natasha said #DON’T WORRY PHIL IT’LL BE FUN Clint said #WHY ARE YOU SENDING US TO BUDAPEST? they said

(Source: katnisses)

artemissherwood:

Tony Stark, you lucky bastard.

(Source: fearisforthewinter)

May the odds be ever in your favor. 
Notes

1kissbee:

princessunicorn90:

grimapparitions:

kearabell:

For msaugustuswaters :)

They would murder each other.

yep

pretty much